David Simon, sugar daddy extraordinaire, who also works for CNBC and manages a 100 million dollar hedge fund, had his sweet tooth for Sex Workers hacked by the cavity creeps. The twist to the story is crazy because his wife is responsible for putting in the work. His wife, Linda Simon, hacked into his computer with the aid of a security company called T & M Protection Resources. Let this be a jewel to all my “getting- money” honeys: if it’s electric, there is a record of it somewhere, so be mindful of what you tweet.
This dude “David the Don” is a friend of ours. His computer records show he’s been tricking hundreds of dollars on Sex Workers through a site called sugardaddy.com. His wife produced documents showing him agreeing to pay $275,000 for a baby conceived with one of his sides. His square wife complains that she only hacked him to prove his infidelities. Did she ever think to figure out why her husband needed the attention of other women? Could it be her swag, the way she dresses, what she says, the way she kisses, sucks or don’t suck? The list can go on and on. Instead of learning from the pros, she took matters into her own hands.
Make sure when you run across your own Davids that you advise them to use a computer not connected to their job. David’s hedge fund, Twin Capital Mgmt., is now suing Linda for 25 million because she got access to the company’s records, which contains trade secrets. Keep your sugar daddys cavities free so their smiles can shine bright making them happy to keep your pockets right!
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