STRIPPERS MAKE IT TO SUPREME COURT

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Nite Moves strip club located in Albany, New York, has a case pending in the court of appeals. Attention all Sex Workers, strippers specifically: follow the case! These squares are trying to knock the strip hustle. Peep game- they want to tax you for stripping. Nite Moves legal team is arguing that strip dancing is an art. All they gotta do is look at all the pole dancing classes going on across America. Everybody got a pole in their living rooms. Make sure one of my boss stripping chicks out there gets the word to Nite Moves strip club about using the pole dance strategy- tell’em Know-It-All said so.

Nite Moves is a juice bar. They serve no alcohol and yet still the division of taxation wants $125,000 in sales tax. W. Andrew McCullough, the lawyer for the club owners, 677 New Loudon Corporation, got his motion granted to be heard by the appeals court. Pay attention when cases concerning your occupation are in the news. They want to tax strippers basically because they feel its unskilled labor. That’s why it’s important that all my boss chicks stripping for a living get side gigs as pole dance instructors instead of letting somebody who never been in the trenches (local strip or gentlemen’s club) get paid off what y’all made. You trill me? Let the highest court know you think highly of your profession. Know-It-All’s words of wisdom: call your local congressional representative and tell’em “AX THE TAX”