SCIENCE BEHIND THE PIMPIN’ PT.1

Science Behind Pimin'

Physics professor David Flory of Fair-leigh (no pun intended) dick-in-son (once again, I can’t make this up) University was charged as the leader organizer of a high-end escort business based out of New Mexico. Allegedly sex education took on a new meaning. They charged him with 40 felony counts of promoting prostitution and set bail at $100,000. The name of the service is called ‘Southwest Companies’.

His wife Sharon Flory, a psychotherapist said she had no clue of his actions. Sharon, you’re doing the right thing- take the fifth. Pimpin’ gotta take one for the team if this is true. It won’t be long before they try to involve you indirectly, so it’s a smart move to alienate yourself from the start. Before you know it, they will try to do you like Madoff’s wife and take everything he ever bought you legitimately or not.

The students and parents of the students at the private college are livid. They drop forty-five grand a year to provide a quality education. The jump to conclusion is to think that he was hiring his students to escort for him. To me this idea seems tasteless and not one that would come from the mind of a specialist in quantum theory. Great men have been known to do some pretty stupid things but looking from the outside in, it seems he went to great heights to conceal what he was doing, if he was actually doing it.

The operation was ran out of a posh vacation home in Santa Fe, New Mexico, dubbed the ‘Casa de Los Arboles’ or ‘House of trees’. Over 200 escorts worked for the service. The list of clients weighed in at well over a thousand. Whoever was running this thing was doing something right. I’ll keep you posted as the story develops. Until next time- lesson learned; the science behind pimpin’ lies within the universe. Only a pro-fessor can figure it out.

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