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Billion Click Chick

Jenna Marbles, age 26 has been crowned the queen of Youtube with a billion clicks. Now I know my Sex Workers are wondering what type freak shit is this chick doing to More »

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Hard Out Here For A Pimp: Pimp Accused Of Cop-Bribing

Ever heard of an honest cop? Didn’t think so, but the shocking truth is they do exist! Officer Joe Ferrero of the Philadelphia Police Department is one such individual according to a More »

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High Heel Work Out Class. Hot Or Not?

Aspiring entrepreneur, Kamilah Barrett, 34, created a new work-out class called “Heel Hop.” I thought this might be interesting to Sex Workers because it deals with High Heels and the “Hop” is More »

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Priest Was A Drug Dealing Porn Shop Owner

Holy shit! Monsignor Kevin Wallin, 61, from the St. Augustine Church in Bridgeport Connecticut is accused of being a drug dealing, porn shop owning, cross-dresser who was a swinger for Jesus. What’s More »

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School aide Exposed As Wannabe Porn Star

A Brooklyn school aide, Michael Alberti, 31, got caught with his pants down when investigators exposed his scheme to become a porn star. The stupid school aide, formerly employed by Juan Moral More »

Proof- Sex Workers have The Highest I.Q

Scream, shout, pop bottles! Celebrate! A recent article in the news shows that more and more college educated girls are coming out the closet and admitting to wanting a sugar daddy. Does More »

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Farewell To Welfare. Spending Welfare Money On Booze and Hoez

Just what Sex Workers needed—conservative newspaper, The New York Post, recently obtained the transfer records for the benefit cards (better known in the hood as the “welfare card”), from January 2011 to More »

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Lindsay Lohan – A Sex Worker?

According to a bombshell report from Star Magazine, Lindsay Lohan received 100,000 dollars to attend Prince Haji Abdul Azim’s, London’s New Year’s celebration. Those of us “in the know” won’t classify Lindsay’s More »

SEX WORKERS BANNED FROM NEW YORK CITY TAXIS

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Councilwoman Julissa Ferreras is sponsoring a bill that requires cabbies to take a class to spot—you guessed it—armed passengers. Yeah right! That would make too much sense. The bill she’s sponsoring is one to identify hookers. Can you think of anything more absurd? The cost to taxpayers is only two million dollars and some change. They want to impose a $10,000 fine on drivers who enable prostitution by driving working girls around.

This is the dumbest shit I ever heard.

THE SECRET IS OUT- YOU HAVE TO PAY TO PLAY!

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As the investigation continues, more secret service and military personnel are learning that old Sex Worker mantra “you have to pay to play”. From the looks of things right now the scandal involving the secret service and the escort service comes down to a measly few US dollars.

I guess dude was like “I don’t have to pay!” There’s no other reason to stiff a hard working Sex Worker who obviously performed her duties.

“HARD OUT HERE FOR A PIMP”

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Jason Itzler, the Eminem of the pimp game just got smacked with 4 years by state Supreme Court justice, Thomas Farber, in Manhattan, New York on May 14, 2012. The self-proclaimed “King of all Pimps” kept his swag intact as he brushed the haters off his shoulders while reading a statement to the judge predicting the legalization of prostitution in no more than eight years by 2020 to be exact.

If Mr. Itzler is right, Sex Workers everywhere will rejoice and praise him as the Nostradamus of our industry.

PRAISES FOR ACCUSED MADAM! REFUSES TO CO-OPERATE!

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Anna Gristina, the accused Upper East Side madam, is showing Sex Workers and the rest of the world the true meaning of loyalty. Despite being placed in solitary confinement for 23 hours a day on Rikers Island with an absurd two million dollar bail hanging over her head, she refuses to co-operate with authorities. She deserves all the praise and respect from her peers and the rest of the world for standing up and not looking for the snitch- way out.

ADVICE TO SO-CALL SOCCER MOM MADAM: WATCH YOUR ENEMIES, BUT WATCH YOUR FRIENDS CLOSER

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Anna Gristina, the so-called soccer mom madam is learning the hard way why it’s important to keep your inner circle small and above all else, be skeptical of everyone. In the on-going prostitution probe, Anna is watching friends turn to enemies right before her eyes. A cynic doesn’t trust and walks away. A skeptic doesn’t trust but keeps asking questions. It’s important to question everyone regardless of how close you are to the person.

500,000 DOLLAR SEX WORKER REVEALED!

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Cops revealed the identity of Erika Cooper as the Sex Worker who allegedly made off with a half a million in precious uncut diamonds. Police are saying that the trick, Kurt Kaiser gave them her phone number which led them to find out who she was. I got a couple of problems with this:

For starters, why would she give dude a phone number registered in her name if her intent was robbery? Why would the trick fall asleep with that much at stake?

UPDATE

SOCCER MOM MADAM DENIED

The soccer mom madam or hockey mom madam Anna Gristina’s request to reduce her bail has been denied again. Did you know that 30% of all internet traffic is porn related? Those findings are according to Extreme tech research. X video, the internet’s largest porn site gets 4.4 billion page views a month, making the site three times more popular than CNN or ESPN. Sex Workers rule!

500,000 DOLLAR TRICK?

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Diamond jeweler, Kurt Kaiser claims he was bamboozled by a Sex Worker that he picked up in a bar in Manhattan. The alleged tryst took place at Whiskey Park on Central Park South. Kaiser said he had a briefcase filled with precious gems- diamonds to be exact, that were to be sold in Hong Kong the next day. He claims he didn’t know the woman was a Sex Worker until she took his credit card and purchased a $500 gift card and some condoms at a CVS drug store on their way to the cosmopolitan hotel in Tribeca.

SECRET SERVICE SEX WORKER SPEAKS!

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As the secrets of service men become exposed, more people lose their jobs. So far one supervisor was fired and one was allowed to retire. Eight other secret service men remain on suspension. This could get ugly.

Earlier reports stated a measly 47 US dollars as being what was owed to Sex Worker, Dania Suarez at the Hotel El Caribe in Cartagena, Colombia. New information tells us that the agreed price was 800 US dollars.