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MNS-ad

One smart brokerage firm utilized the power of selling sex in a new ad campaign. The firm, “MNS”, promises that even if you don’t remember their name, their apartments will stand out. With silhouettes of male and female characters in risqué positions, the firm is taking traditional marketing to new heights.

Executive vice president of marketing for “MNS”, Ryan McCann can one- up his ad campaign efforts by involving actual sex workers to do spots on Youtube, twitter and the good old fashion boob-tube. Sex workers know how to hawk their wares to attracting the masses. Most brands are too square to think outside of public view. Let this be an example of effective marketing. To all my sex workers that are getting money; holla at “MNS” and buy that condo of your dreams. Let a sugar daddy sponsor your dream house. It’s only right, ya dig? Hit up your twitter page with this slogan, “Make MNS your new best friend”.

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