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Billion Click Chick

Jenna Marbles, age 26 has been crowned the queen of Youtube with a billion clicks. Now I know my Sex Workers are wondering what type freak shit is this chick doing to More »

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Hard Out Here For A Pimp: Pimp Accused Of Cop-Bribing

Ever heard of an honest cop? Didn’t think so, but the shocking truth is they do exist! Officer Joe Ferrero of the Philadelphia Police Department is one such individual according to a More »

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High Heel Work Out Class. Hot Or Not?

Aspiring entrepreneur, Kamilah Barrett, 34, created a new work-out class called “Heel Hop.” I thought this might be interesting to Sex Workers because it deals with High Heels and the “Hop” is More »

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Priest Was A Drug Dealing Porn Shop Owner

Holy shit! Monsignor Kevin Wallin, 61, from the St. Augustine Church in Bridgeport Connecticut is accused of being a drug dealing, porn shop owning, cross-dresser who was a swinger for Jesus. What’s More »

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School aide Exposed As Wannabe Porn Star

A Brooklyn school aide, Michael Alberti, 31, got caught with his pants down when investigators exposed his scheme to become a porn star. The stupid school aide, formerly employed by Juan Moral More »

Proof- Sex Workers have The Highest I.Q

Scream, shout, pop bottles! Celebrate! A recent article in the news shows that more and more college educated girls are coming out the closet and admitting to wanting a sugar daddy. Does More »

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Farewell To Welfare. Spending Welfare Money On Booze and Hoez

Just what Sex Workers needed—conservative newspaper, The New York Post, recently obtained the transfer records for the benefit cards (better known in the hood as the “welfare card”), from January 2011 to More »

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Lindsay Lohan – A Sex Worker?

According to a bombshell report from Star Magazine, Lindsay Lohan received 100,000 dollars to attend Prince Haji Abdul Azim’s, London’s New Year’s celebration. Those of us “in the know” won’t classify Lindsay’s More »

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ASHTON TOUCHES HER

(L)-Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore and Eva Longoria  (R)- Kutcher with sara Leal

Charlie Sheen’s replacement on the hit T.V show Two and a Half Men, better known to the masses as Demi Moore’s Boy toy, Ashton Kutcher, finds his self-proclaimed purified self in a sex scandal. For all my Sex Workers who might watch the show and root for Ashton Touches Her’s character, be mindful that this dude has personal issues with your chosen form of work. You might have to boycott Two and a Half Men because of Sex Worker-hater, Ashton Punk’dner.

PAY UP FOR NO SEX!

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Jean-Louis, a 51 year old Frenchman, was ordered to pay the equivalent of $14,000 in damages to his ex-wife, 47, who sued him for not being sexually active with her over 21 years of marriage.

According to French law, married couples must live a “shared communal life” and “sexual relations must form part of marriage”. He blamed the lack of interest in his wife on the old “tiredness and health problems” excuse (uh-okay).

DUMB AND DUMBER

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Crystal Harris, the dumb and dumber ex of playboy boss, Hugh Hefner, continues to make a fool of herself.  After dropping the pot of gold that sat at the end of the marriage rainbow, she’s trying to reinvent her lack-luster image by becoming a media whore. She went on the Howard Stern Show talking about Hef’s sex antics in the bedroom.

She basically called him a touch-and-go man, meaning as soon as he touched it, he was gone.