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Billion Click Chick

Jenna Marbles, age 26 has been crowned the queen of Youtube with a billion clicks. Now I know my Sex Workers are wondering what type freak shit is this chick doing to More »

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Hard Out Here For A Pimp: Pimp Accused Of Cop-Bribing

Ever heard of an honest cop? Didn’t think so, but the shocking truth is they do exist! Officer Joe Ferrero of the Philadelphia Police Department is one such individual according to a More »

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High Heel Work Out Class. Hot Or Not?

Aspiring entrepreneur, Kamilah Barrett, 34, created a new work-out class called “Heel Hop.” I thought this might be interesting to Sex Workers because it deals with High Heels and the “Hop” is More »

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Priest Was A Drug Dealing Porn Shop Owner

Holy shit! Monsignor Kevin Wallin, 61, from the St. Augustine Church in Bridgeport Connecticut is accused of being a drug dealing, porn shop owning, cross-dresser who was a swinger for Jesus. What’s More »

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School aide Exposed As Wannabe Porn Star

A Brooklyn school aide, Michael Alberti, 31, got caught with his pants down when investigators exposed his scheme to become a porn star. The stupid school aide, formerly employed by Juan Moral More »

Proof- Sex Workers have The Highest I.Q

Scream, shout, pop bottles! Celebrate! A recent article in the news shows that more and more college educated girls are coming out the closet and admitting to wanting a sugar daddy. Does More »

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Farewell To Welfare. Spending Welfare Money On Booze and Hoez

Just what Sex Workers needed—conservative newspaper, The New York Post, recently obtained the transfer records for the benefit cards (better known in the hood as the “welfare card”), from January 2011 to More »

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Lindsay Lohan – A Sex Worker?

According to a bombshell report from Star Magazine, Lindsay Lohan received 100,000 dollars to attend Prince Haji Abdul Azim’s, London’s New Year’s celebration. Those of us “in the know” won’t classify Lindsay’s More »

Category Archives: WHATEVER?

STADIUM PIZZA AND A HAPPY ENDING

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The Bronx Bombers, a.k.a the New York Yankees, have been Americas’ favorite team for decades. Watch any music video or take a walk along any sidewalk in America and you’re sure to see the iconic Yankee hat. People come to the Bronx to enjoy the Yankee movement which includes too many eateries surrounding the stadium that live off the Yankees in good times or bad times. Translation: winning or losing.

SEX TOYS MAKE FOR A JOYRIDE!

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Two unlucky car thieves, Sefer Mujo and Tiku Qoko are standing trial in Brooklyn, New York for injuring an officer in the line of duty back in 2010. These fast and furious wanna-bees turned a stolen car beef into major drama. Police officer Carlos Olmedo was hit by a motorcycle after chasing down the duo after they ditched the car and fled on foot. It gets better.

BLAME IT ON THE SEX WORKER

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The sex industry has enough problems without overzealous police officers making outrageous claims concerning Sex Workers without the facts. Joe fisher, a 75 year old Mr. fix-it guy who lived in the Morrisania Bronx neighborhood, was found murdered with severe damage to the left side of his head.  The blows to his head appear as the likely cause of death. The twist to this caper is the message police found written across his torso in red lipstick: “who’s bitch now”. The police are eyeing prostitutes as prime suspects because it’s rumored that Joe was friendly with Sex Workers.

“HARD OUT HERE FOR A PIMP”

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Jason Itzler, the Eminem of the pimp game just got smacked with 4 years by state Supreme Court justice, Thomas Farber, in Manhattan, New York on May 14, 2012. The self-proclaimed “King of all Pimps” kept his swag intact as he brushed the haters off his shoulders while reading a statement to the judge predicting the legalization of prostitution in no more than eight years by 2020 to be exact.

If Mr. Itzler is right, Sex Workers everywhere will rejoice and praise him as the Nostradamus of our industry.

PRAISES FOR ACCUSED MADAM! REFUSES TO CO-OPERATE!

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Anna Gristina, the accused Upper East Side madam, is showing Sex Workers and the rest of the world the true meaning of loyalty. Despite being placed in solitary confinement for 23 hours a day on Rikers Island with an absurd two million dollar bail hanging over her head, she refuses to co-operate with authorities. She deserves all the praise and respect from her peers and the rest of the world for standing up and not looking for the snitch- way out.

500,000 DOLLAR SEX WORKER REVEALED!

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Cops revealed the identity of Erika Cooper as the Sex Worker who allegedly made off with a half a million in precious uncut diamonds. Police are saying that the trick, Kurt Kaiser gave them her phone number which led them to find out who she was. I got a couple of problems with this:

For starters, why would she give dude a phone number registered in her name if her intent was robbery? Why would the trick fall asleep with that much at stake?

SECRET SERVICE SEX WORKER SPEAKS!

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As the secrets of service men become exposed, more people lose their jobs. So far one supervisor was fired and one was allowed to retire. Eight other secret service men remain on suspension. This could get ugly.

Earlier reports stated a measly 47 US dollars as being what was owed to Sex Worker, Dania Suarez at the Hotel El Caribe in Cartagena, Colombia. New information tells us that the agreed price was 800 US dollars.

WHO SERVICES THE SECRET SERVICE? ESCORTS?

A developing story straight out of Cocaine City, cartel capital, Colombia- Of course Colombia is known for more than just drugs and cartels. So now we have another reason to admire the land of beautiful women and music. Sex Workers everywhere should be proud. It’s nothing new to those of us in “the know”. All powerful men love Sex Workers! I repeat- ALL POWERFUL MEN! Most will never publicly admit to patronizing a Sex Worker unless they’re caught red-handed with their pants down, but don’t trip! Whatever is in the dark always comes to the light.

DE LA HOYA KNOCKS OUT ESCORT

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Oscar De La Hoya, the famous Olympic boxer wins the court case brought by the escort Angelica Cecora. Angelica was suing De La Hoya for 5 million dollars for emotional distress that allegedly took place during one of their trysts. The court case showed pictures of the famous boxer in drag complete with fishnet stockings and high heels. Sounds like it was a lot more to this story then the public will ever know.