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Billion Click Chick

Jenna Marbles, age 26 has been crowned the queen of Youtube with a billion clicks. Now I know my Sex Workers are wondering what type freak shit is this chick doing to More »

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Hard Out Here For A Pimp: Pimp Accused Of Cop-Bribing

Ever heard of an honest cop? Didn’t think so, but the shocking truth is they do exist! Officer Joe Ferrero of the Philadelphia Police Department is one such individual according to a More »

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High Heel Work Out Class. Hot Or Not?

Aspiring entrepreneur, Kamilah Barrett, 34, created a new work-out class called “Heel Hop.” I thought this might be interesting to Sex Workers because it deals with High Heels and the “Hop” is More »

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Priest Was A Drug Dealing Porn Shop Owner

Holy shit! Monsignor Kevin Wallin, 61, from the St. Augustine Church in Bridgeport Connecticut is accused of being a drug dealing, porn shop owning, cross-dresser who was a swinger for Jesus. What’s More »

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School aide Exposed As Wannabe Porn Star

A Brooklyn school aide, Michael Alberti, 31, got caught with his pants down when investigators exposed his scheme to become a porn star. The stupid school aide, formerly employed by Juan Moral More »

Proof- Sex Workers have The Highest I.Q

Scream, shout, pop bottles! Celebrate! A recent article in the news shows that more and more college educated girls are coming out the closet and admitting to wanting a sugar daddy. Does More »

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Farewell To Welfare. Spending Welfare Money On Booze and Hoez

Just what Sex Workers needed—conservative newspaper, The New York Post, recently obtained the transfer records for the benefit cards (better known in the hood as the “welfare card”), from January 2011 to More »

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Lindsay Lohan – A Sex Worker?

According to a bombshell report from Star Magazine, Lindsay Lohan received 100,000 dollars to attend Prince Haji Abdul Azim’s, London’s New Year’s celebration. Those of us “in the know” won’t classify Lindsay’s More »

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ENTERTAINMENT ICON CHER LOVES PIMPS AND HOES

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This week on ABC’s Dancing With The Stars, the legendary music icon Cher served as a guest judge on the show. Having an actor/artist like Cher was smart on the part of the producers of the show.   She made it clear that she wasn’t judging from a professional dancer’s viewpoint and it was evident that she judged the contestants from a creative personal perspective with the contestants dancing to her music.  

Update: Sugar Daddy Drama With Indian Millionaire

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Rape Charges Dropped

The case against sugar daddy extraordinaire Lakhinder Vohra has been dropped for lack of evidence. If you read my post about the case you know I always take the Sex Worker’s side and give them the benefit of the doubt until proven otherwise. Because if I don’t stand up for y’all, nobody will. No applause.

Update: Science Behind the Pimpin’

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The Supreme Court in New Mexico will listen to arguments on a case I wrote about awhile back involving a former president and professor of prestigious universities and their dealing in online prostitution. If you haven’t already, go read Science Behind The Pimpin’ ,parts 1 and 2 and then come back to this story so you’re all caught up on the details.

School aide Exposed As Wannabe Porn Star

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A Brooklyn school aide, Michael Alberti, 31, got caught with his pants down when investigators exposed his scheme to become a porn star. The stupid school aide, formerly employed by Juan Moral Campos Secondary School (catch your breath after saying that long name) hatched the idiotic plan to Facebook a female student and ask her to launch his porn career.

How To Pick Up A Hooker

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New York City cab drivers are being taught how to pick up a Sex Worker. I bullshit you not! This stems from a sextrafficking case where the so-called pimps had Sex Workers turning dates in taxis. So of course bureaucratic nonsense was sure to soon follow. Taxi’s officials made an anti-sextrafficking video supposedly to teach drivers when and when not to pick up a Sex Worker. I mean it don’t get no dumber than this. I get the mentality of helping a ho out who is in need, but “Captain Save-A-Ho” don’t drive no yellow cab.

SEX WORKERS IN INDIA CHANGE THE GAME WITH CELLPHONES

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In Mumbai, India, Sex Workers with cell phones are steering customers away from brothels as they learn to run private operations on their own. The India government on the other hand claims the Sex Workers new found independence may cost them their lives as the spread and prevention of H.I.V could go undocumented.

PLAYMATE STRIKES IT RICH!

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Former Playboy Bunny Stephanie Adams, 40, who came into the media spotlight earlier this year when she sued the New York Police department, just hit the jackpot. Not the one you find in a casino. She won her lawsuit to the tune of 1.2 million dollars. Originally she was wrongly accused of pulling a gun on a cab driver back in 2006. She sued the NYPD for using excessive force on her in that altercation. Her good fortune helped her make some life changing decisions.

HOCKEY MOM MADAM LAWYER CALLS MANHATTAN DA –A PIMP!

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Anna Gristina, the so-called hockey/soccer mom madam pled guilty to a single felony charge of promoting prostitution. Her plea guaranteed her a six month sentence. After receiving the slap on the wrist, she spent 45 minutes going through the system and was set free. After calculating the time she spent in jail (4 months) during pre-trial and subtracting for good time (2 months), her time was up.

Anna Gristina set the example of how not to lose your cool under pressure.

MERCEDES LADY FUCKED HER WAY TO THE TOP

Emel Dilek, 34, the so-call side piece benz-er- ficiary of the late and married Benz dealer, Ronald Pecunies, 80, had some harsh words for the company lawyers handling her claim against them for firing her after his death. She was under contract for $120,000 a year at the Greenwhich, Connecticut dealership while her sugar daddy was alive. Mercedes Benz fired her after Mr. Pecunies’ death and she took them to court for breach of contract.