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Billion Click Chick

Jenna Marbles, age 26 has been crowned the queen of Youtube with a billion clicks. Now I know my Sex Workers are wondering what type freak shit is this chick doing to More »

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Hard Out Here For A Pimp: Pimp Accused Of Cop-Bribing

Ever heard of an honest cop? Didn’t think so, but the shocking truth is they do exist! Officer Joe Ferrero of the Philadelphia Police Department is one such individual according to a More »

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High Heel Work Out Class. Hot Or Not?

Aspiring entrepreneur, Kamilah Barrett, 34, created a new work-out class called “Heel Hop.” I thought this might be interesting to Sex Workers because it deals with High Heels and the “Hop” is More »

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Priest Was A Drug Dealing Porn Shop Owner

Holy shit! Monsignor Kevin Wallin, 61, from the St. Augustine Church in Bridgeport Connecticut is accused of being a drug dealing, porn shop owning, cross-dresser who was a swinger for Jesus. What’s More »

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School aide Exposed As Wannabe Porn Star

A Brooklyn school aide, Michael Alberti, 31, got caught with his pants down when investigators exposed his scheme to become a porn star. The stupid school aide, formerly employed by Juan Moral More »

Proof- Sex Workers have The Highest I.Q

Scream, shout, pop bottles! Celebrate! A recent article in the news shows that more and more college educated girls are coming out the closet and admitting to wanting a sugar daddy. Does More »

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Farewell To Welfare. Spending Welfare Money On Booze and Hoez

Just what Sex Workers needed—conservative newspaper, The New York Post, recently obtained the transfer records for the benefit cards (better known in the hood as the “welfare card”), from January 2011 to More »

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Lindsay Lohan – A Sex Worker?

According to a bombshell report from Star Magazine, Lindsay Lohan received 100,000 dollars to attend Prince Haji Abdul Azim’s, London’s New Year’s celebration. Those of us “in the know” won’t classify Lindsay’s More »

Category Archives: Universe Balanced

How to Keep Your Skin Fabulously Flawless During the Winter Months!

January 15, 2012   Skinz
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Ladies, have you ever wondered how to have flawless skin all year round? Well have no fear, I’m here to deliver these must have tips to keep your complexion fabulously flawless. During the winter the humidity is very low and as a result your skin may easily become dehydrated. The best and most important thing you should do to keep your skin soft and smooth during the cold weather is to keep your whole body hydrated.

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BACK THAT ASS UP!

December 28, 2011   Know-It-All
Oneal Ron Morris

Sex Workers have to keep their bodies in shape to avoid becoming a “has been” in an industry that favors the young. Until they invent the “young 4-eva” pill, gym memberships are a must. How far are you willing to go to get ass like Kim Kardashian or J-Lo? Think before you respond. It might not be worth it. Competition in the sex industry is fierce and sometimes calls for drastic measures, but please stay sane making decisions affecting your body. A Florida former man, who lives and looks like a woman is charged with inflating asses with cement and fix-a-flat, giving a new meaning to “blowing up the spot”!

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Indoor and Outdoor Tanning Tips

September 06, 2011   Deanna Michelle Lee   No comments
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$WTR recently sat with one of New York’s most famous dermatologist to the stars and listened to him explain why we should stay off the beds- the tanning beds!!

There has been much controversy associated with tanning beds in the recent years. They have been linked to the most dangerous form of skin cancer (Melanoma). During indoor and outdoor tanning, two types of ultra violet lights are present.

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