Crystal Harris, the dumb and dumber ex of playboy boss, Hugh Hefner, continues to make a fool of herself. After dropping the pot of gold that sat at the end of the marriage rainbow, she’s trying to reinvent her lack-luster image by becoming a media whore. She went on the Howard Stern Show talking about Hef’s sex antics in the bedroom.
She basically called him a touch-and-go man, meaning as soon as he touched it, he was gone.