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Billion Click Chick

Jenna Marbles, age 26 has been crowned the queen of Youtube with a billion clicks. Now I know my Sex Workers are wondering what type freak shit is this chick doing to More »

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Hard Out Here For A Pimp: Pimp Accused Of Cop-Bribing

Ever heard of an honest cop? Didn’t think so, but the shocking truth is they do exist! Officer Joe Ferrero of the Philadelphia Police Department is one such individual according to a More »

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High Heel Work Out Class. Hot Or Not?

Aspiring entrepreneur, Kamilah Barrett, 34, created a new work-out class called “Heel Hop.” I thought this might be interesting to Sex Workers because it deals with High Heels and the “Hop” is More »

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Priest Was A Drug Dealing Porn Shop Owner

Holy shit! Monsignor Kevin Wallin, 61, from the St. Augustine Church in Bridgeport Connecticut is accused of being a drug dealing, porn shop owning, cross-dresser who was a swinger for Jesus. What’s More »

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School aide Exposed As Wannabe Porn Star

A Brooklyn school aide, Michael Alberti, 31, got caught with his pants down when investigators exposed his scheme to become a porn star. The stupid school aide, formerly employed by Juan Moral More »

Proof- Sex Workers have The Highest I.Q

Scream, shout, pop bottles! Celebrate! A recent article in the news shows that more and more college educated girls are coming out the closet and admitting to wanting a sugar daddy. Does More »

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Farewell To Welfare. Spending Welfare Money On Booze and Hoez

Just what Sex Workers needed—conservative newspaper, The New York Post, recently obtained the transfer records for the benefit cards (better known in the hood as the “welfare card”), from January 2011 to More »

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Lindsay Lohan – A Sex Worker?

According to a bombshell report from Star Magazine, Lindsay Lohan received 100,000 dollars to attend Prince Haji Abdul Azim’s, London’s New Year’s celebration. Those of us “in the know” won’t classify Lindsay’s More »

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SCIENCE BEHIND THE PIMPIN’ PT. 2

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As predicted, the investigation into the New Mexico high end escort ring has expanded. F. Chris Garcia, a university of New Mexico professor who once held down the top spot as Prez was bagged as a recruiter for the escort ring. His pimp name was Burque Pops (initial B.P- Big Pimpin’! now I get it!)

Garcia is 71 and Flory is 68. These cyber pimps would hunt online as part of the “Hunt Club”.

SCIENCE BEHIND THE PIMPIN’ PT.1

Science Behind Pimin'

Physics professor David Flory of Fair-leigh (no pun intended) dick-in-son (once again, I can’t make this up) University was charged as the leader organizer of a high-end escort business based out of New Mexico. Allegedly sex education took on a new meaning. They charged him with 40 felony counts of promoting prostitution and set bail at $100,000. The name of the service is called ‘Southwest Companies’.

WHAT THE HEF!

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Crystal Harris gets the Bimbo of the Year award for Heffing up a trip down the aisle to the playboy pimp Hugh Heffner. Rumor had It that she was on the low with Dr. Phil’s son, Jordan McGraw. I thought Crissy Snow was the connoisseur of dumb blondeness but Crystal Harris might be the new and improved version. We know and understand that the playboy bunny lost its swag years ago but through licensing deals Hef still got his weight up and he just renegotiated to put the energizer back in the bunny.

ANOTHER REASON TO VOTE FOR OBAMA: OBAMA PAL IN HOOKER ARREST

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Bobby Titcomb, a childhood friend of President Obama was busted in Hawaii by Honolulu police on April 4, 2011 for soliciting a sex worker. Police set up a phony escort internet site and arrested Titcomb and three others in the undercover prostitution sting. You know the old saying “Build it and they will come”. He posted $500 bail for the misdemeanor offense. On May 2, 2011, William Harrison, an attorney for Titcomb, entered a plea of no contest to soliciting a prostitute. Titcomb was ordered to pay a $500 fine and make a donation to a criminal injury compensation fund.

KILLER UNKNOWN

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Police think a serial killer is at large as the investigation behind another craigslist murderer points to possibly one of their own. The four sex workers who were murdered after advertising on craigslist seem to be the victims of a sophisticated psychopath who may have a law enforcement background.

The person used throw away cell phones to make appointments, which isn’t rocket science but picking crowded locations to place the calls is borderline genius.

SLUGFEST OVER PORN

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Santiago Real 38, of Brooklyn, N.Y got it in at the Brooklyn public library trading blows with inpatient Durail Wright, 25, who was next in line for the computer. Rumor has it that he was blasting Eminem’s song, “Patiently Waiting”, which is what probably ignited his furor. The porn lover, Santiago Real, who was viewing A Tale of Two Titties came out a winner b-cuz he was only charged with disorderly conduct and given a summons. But Mr. Wright got hit with assault and some mo’ shit. Shout out to Santiago Real for letting the world know that porn rules 4 real!

BILL CLINTON-STILL OUR PREZ

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According to a report from the New York Post, Prez. Bill Clinton reminisced about the “romantic” and fascinating pimps and hoez of yesteryears time square. In 1964 when the young playa was 18 he saw a hooker approach a man in a gray flannel shirt. Young Bill took what he saw and put it to good use years later by keeping Monica down so he could get ahead in life.

SEX WORKERS GO TO LAW SCHOOL

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Diesel clothing company took sex work to the next level by sending their models to law school.  The only problem is Brooklyn Law School officials are frontin’ like they didn’t know what was poppin’.  “Our understanding was that they were going to be doing a shoot for jeans not intimates”, was the plea the spokeswoman for the law school tried to cop. 

Even the students are supporting their school’s misguided assault against the photo shoot taken in their precious prestigious library. 

HOOKERS FOR JESUS

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HOOKERS FOR JESUS

First and foremost I want to thank Annie Lobert the ex- sex worker for trying to reach back and make a difference in the lives of people in the game who may be looking for a way out.  All praises due.  Now that I got that out the way, let me take a stand for those sex workers who “get their money smiling” and don’t want no parts of orphan Annie’s reality congregation.  Here’s a person claiming to do Jesus’ work while filming a reality show, uh yah!  Do I hear conflict of interest?