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Billion Click Chick

Jenna Marbles, age 26 has been crowned the queen of Youtube with a billion clicks. Now I know my Sex Workers are wondering what type freak shit is this chick doing to More »

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Hard Out Here For A Pimp: Pimp Accused Of Cop-Bribing

Ever heard of an honest cop? Didn’t think so, but the shocking truth is they do exist! Officer Joe Ferrero of the Philadelphia Police Department is one such individual according to a More »

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High Heel Work Out Class. Hot Or Not?

Aspiring entrepreneur, Kamilah Barrett, 34, created a new work-out class called “Heel Hop.” I thought this might be interesting to Sex Workers because it deals with High Heels and the “Hop” is More »

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Priest Was A Drug Dealing Porn Shop Owner

Holy shit! Monsignor Kevin Wallin, 61, from the St. Augustine Church in Bridgeport Connecticut is accused of being a drug dealing, porn shop owning, cross-dresser who was a swinger for Jesus. What’s More »

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School aide Exposed As Wannabe Porn Star

A Brooklyn school aide, Michael Alberti, 31, got caught with his pants down when investigators exposed his scheme to become a porn star. The stupid school aide, formerly employed by Juan Moral More »

Proof- Sex Workers have The Highest I.Q

Scream, shout, pop bottles! Celebrate! A recent article in the news shows that more and more college educated girls are coming out the closet and admitting to wanting a sugar daddy. Does More »

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Farewell To Welfare. Spending Welfare Money On Booze and Hoez

Just what Sex Workers needed—conservative newspaper, The New York Post, recently obtained the transfer records for the benefit cards (better known in the hood as the “welfare card”), from January 2011 to More »

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Lindsay Lohan – A Sex Worker?

According to a bombshell report from Star Magazine, Lindsay Lohan received 100,000 dollars to attend Prince Haji Abdul Azim’s, London’s New Year’s celebration. Those of us “in the know” won’t classify Lindsay’s More »

Category Archives: CONNOISSEUR OF EVERYTHING

$EX $ELLS APARTMENTS

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One smart brokerage firm utilized the power of selling sex in a new ad campaign. The firm, “MNS”, promises that even if you don’t remember their name, their apartments will stand out. With silhouettes of male and female characters in risqué positions, the firm is taking traditional marketing to new heights.

DUMB AND DUMBER

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Crystal Harris, the dumb and dumber ex of playboy boss, Hugh Hefner, continues to make a fool of herself.  After dropping the pot of gold that sat at the end of the marriage rainbow, she’s trying to reinvent her lack-luster image by becoming a media whore. She went on the Howard Stern Show talking about Hef’s sex antics in the bedroom.

She basically called him a touch-and-go man, meaning as soon as he touched it, he was gone.

SCIENCE BEHIND THE PIMPIN’ PT. 2

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As predicted, the investigation into the New Mexico high end escort ring has expanded. F. Chris Garcia, a university of New Mexico professor who once held down the top spot as Prez was bagged as a recruiter for the escort ring. His pimp name was Burque Pops (initial B.P- Big Pimpin’! now I get it!)

Garcia is 71 and Flory is 68. These cyber pimps would hunt online as part of the “Hunt Club”.

SCIENCE BEHIND THE PIMPIN’ PT.1

Science Behind Pimin'

Physics professor David Flory of Fair-leigh (no pun intended) dick-in-son (once again, I can’t make this up) University was charged as the leader organizer of a high-end escort business based out of New Mexico. Allegedly sex education took on a new meaning. They charged him with 40 felony counts of promoting prostitution and set bail at $100,000. The name of the service is called ‘Southwest Companies’.

CHICK ON THE SIDE

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John Edwards, the baby daddy of side chick extraordinaire, Rielle Hunter, was indicted on charges of tricking close to a mil on the side chick. What the fuck was he thinking? Doesn’t he know that it’s cheaper, safer, and more practical to hire a sex worker? Professional ladies of the night not only don’t kiss and tell, but they know how to fly under the radar. He spent $70,000 on charter flights on this big nosed bleach blonde of average looks.