Jenna Marbles, age 26 has been crowned the queen of Youtube with a billion clicks. Now I know my Sex Workers are wondering what type freak shit is this chick doing to More »
Ever heard of an honest cop? Didn’t think so, but the shocking truth is they do exist! Officer Joe Ferrero of the Philadelphia Police Department is one such individual according to a More »
Aspiring entrepreneur, Kamilah Barrett, 34, created a new work-out class called “Heel Hop.” I thought this might be interesting to Sex Workers because it deals with High Heels and the “Hop” is More »
Holy shit! Monsignor Kevin Wallin, 61, from the St. Augustine Church in Bridgeport Connecticut is accused of being a drug dealing, porn shop owning, cross-dresser who was a swinger for Jesus. What’s More »
A Brooklyn school aide, Michael Alberti, 31, got caught with his pants down when investigators exposed his scheme to become a porn star. The stupid school aide, formerly employed by Juan Moral More »
Scream, shout, pop bottles! Celebrate! A recent article in the news shows that more and more college educated girls are coming out the closet and admitting to wanting a sugar daddy. Does More »
Just what Sex Workers needed—conservative newspaper, The New York Post, recently obtained the transfer records for the benefit cards (better known in the hood as the “welfare card”), from January 2011 to More »
According to a bombshell report from Star Magazine, Lindsay Lohan received 100,000 dollars to attend Prince Haji Abdul Azim’s, London’s New Year’s celebration. Those of us “in the know” won’t classify Lindsay’s More »
Jean-Louis, a 51 year old Frenchman, was ordered to pay the equivalent of $14,000 in damages to his ex-wife, 47, who sued him for not being sexually active with her over 21 years of marriage.
According to French law, married couples must live a “shared communal life” and “sexual relations must form part of marriage”. He blamed the lack of interest in his wife on the old “tiredness and health problems” excuse (uh-okay).
One smart brokerage firm utilized the power of selling sex in a new ad campaign. The firm, “MNS”, promises that even if you don’t remember their name, their apartments will stand out. With silhouettes of male and female characters in risqué positions, the firm is taking traditional marketing to new heights.
This is the act of getting a person to buy you a drink with no intention of consuming alcohol. Inform the bartender beforehand to hold the vodka every time you order your cranberry and Vodka. By the end of the night, with a clear head watch how whatever you tryna accomplish materializes. If your game is on one million, take a shot at convincing the bartender to give you some kickbacks off the game you put him on to. The price difference of alcohol and non-alcoholic beverages is off the charts. Get your money smiling!
Crystal Harris, the dumb and dumber ex of playboy boss, Hugh Hefner, continues to make a fool of herself. After dropping the pot of gold that sat at the end of the marriage rainbow, she’s trying to reinvent her lack-luster image by becoming a media whore. She went on the Howard Stern Show talking about Hef’s sex antics in the bedroom.
She basically called him a touch-and-go man, meaning as soon as he touched it, he was gone.
The powers that be from the supreme court of the United States government cast a spell on the late Anna Nicole Smith. In a 5-4 ruling, the high court reversed the 400 million she was granted from the estate of her late husband, Billionaire Howard Marshall, who was 89 and on his death bed at the time of marriage. Who is the supreme court to tell a bitch when she falls in love? So what she was 26 and he was 89 years old. Viagra eliminated those boundaries. The supreme court obviously doesn’t agree, stating that the bankruptcy court was in error when they ruled in her favor. Lesson learned: Even the ghost of sex workers are not allowed to rest in peace.
Crystal Harris gets the Bimbo of the Year award for Heffing up a trip down the aisle to the playboy pimp Hugh Heffner. Rumor had It that she was on the low with Dr. Phil’s son, Jordan McGraw. I thought Crissy Snow was the connoisseur of dumb blondeness but Crystal Harris might be the new and improved version. We know and understand that the playboy bunny lost its swag years ago but through licensing deals Hef still got his weight up and he just renegotiated to put the energizer back in the bunny.
Black jack connoisseur, Don Johnson (no, not dude from “Miami Vice”), a high roller from Bensalem, Pa., recently made black jack history by beating the house out of 5.8 million dollars on a 12 hour work day. His lucky streak cost the CEO of the Tropicana, Mark Giannantonio his comfortable position at the top. The CEO authorized an increase on the table limit. Magic Don Juan called in advice and shrewdly arranged to double the limit from fifty to a hundred grand. During the negotiations he also got them to agree to knock off 20% of his losses just in case he had a bad day.
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