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Billion Click Chick

Jenna Marbles, age 26 has been crowned the queen of Youtube with a billion clicks. Now I know my Sex Workers are wondering what type freak shit is this chick doing to More »

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Hard Out Here For A Pimp: Pimp Accused Of Cop-Bribing

Ever heard of an honest cop? Didn’t think so, but the shocking truth is they do exist! Officer Joe Ferrero of the Philadelphia Police Department is one such individual according to a More »

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High Heel Work Out Class. Hot Or Not?

Aspiring entrepreneur, Kamilah Barrett, 34, created a new work-out class called “Heel Hop.” I thought this might be interesting to Sex Workers because it deals with High Heels and the “Hop” is More »

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Priest Was A Drug Dealing Porn Shop Owner

Holy shit! Monsignor Kevin Wallin, 61, from the St. Augustine Church in Bridgeport Connecticut is accused of being a drug dealing, porn shop owning, cross-dresser who was a swinger for Jesus. What’s More »

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School aide Exposed As Wannabe Porn Star

A Brooklyn school aide, Michael Alberti, 31, got caught with his pants down when investigators exposed his scheme to become a porn star. The stupid school aide, formerly employed by Juan Moral More »

Proof- Sex Workers have The Highest I.Q

Scream, shout, pop bottles! Celebrate! A recent article in the news shows that more and more college educated girls are coming out the closet and admitting to wanting a sugar daddy. Does More »

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Farewell To Welfare. Spending Welfare Money On Booze and Hoez

Just what Sex Workers needed—conservative newspaper, The New York Post, recently obtained the transfer records for the benefit cards (better known in the hood as the “welfare card”), from January 2011 to More »

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Lindsay Lohan – A Sex Worker?

According to a bombshell report from Star Magazine, Lindsay Lohan received 100,000 dollars to attend Prince Haji Abdul Azim’s, London’s New Year’s celebration. Those of us “in the know” won’t classify Lindsay’s More »

Category Archives: BREAK YO-SELF

Sex Worker Wins Lawsuit Against Doctor

June 06, 2013   Know-It-All
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Beautiful former elite model, Kristin Kahkonen Dupree, won close to $400,000 in a medical malpractice lawsuit filed against her family doctor, James Giugliano. Dr. Giugliano was suppose to treat Kristin Dupree for depression and anxiety but turned into Doctor Love and started an affair. Who are we to judge? After all, her name is Dupree. Remember Ashley Dupree?—The Sex Worker who took down Elliot Spitzer, former governor of New York? I’m reaching right now, but maybe the last name Dupree is for the sexually stimulating types.

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Shoe Shine Sex Workers?

April 11, 2013   Know-It-All
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As Sex Workers look for different revenue streams to survive in this square world of ours, this one may come as a surprise option to many. Wall Street yuppies in the financial district of New York City are having the shine of their life in Kevin White’s shoe shine shop, Star Shine NYC.

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Nicki Minaj’s Boyfriend Pays For Sex

January 31, 2013   Know-It-All
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According to Star Magazine, rap star, Nicki Minaj is headed for Heartbreak Hotel. Nicki’s boyfriend Safaree Samuels allegedly paid a former porn star named Beauty Dior for some knowledge (head). I know Nicki probably feels that life sucks right now despite having millions of fans that love her. Don’t let life get you down Nicki. Even Halle Berry got cheated on, so don’t think it was something you might have done wrong to cause this to happen, if it even happened. To all my money-getting Sex Workers—take notes! Having a boyfriend that doesn’t contribute his own finances to your situation might be hazardous to your health in the long run. I’m talking to you also J. Lo.

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Farewell To Welfare. Spending Welfare Money On Booze and Hoez

January 07, 2013   Know-It-All
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Just what Sex Workers needed—conservative newspaper, The New York Post, recently obtained the transfer records for the benefit cards (better known in the hood as the “welfare card”), from January 2011 to July 2012. You’re probably thinking like me–why the fuck does the New York Post care about welfare cards? Here’s why—the conservative audiences that the New York Post caters to feel like welfare recipients are the scum of the earth. They think all welfare recipients steal taxpayer’s hard-earned money to waste on booze and hoez. This latest freedom of information request doesn’t prove them wrong.

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SEATTLE GOES TO WAR WITH ESCORTS

March 30, 2012   Know-It-All   No comments
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The Washington legislature signed a new bill into law on Thursday, March 29, 2012 requiring sites within the state to obtain documentation that escorts advertised online are at least 18 years of age. First things first, let’s give a big round of applause to Governor, Christine Gregoire for signing the bill into law, making Washington state a trend-setter for others to follow. Cool, I can dig that!

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STRIP CLUB WORTH 70 MILLION

March 21, 2012   Know-It-All
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Salutations to all Sex Workers still hustlin’ as I write this in the wee hours of the night. Working in a strip club is one thing. Knowing how profitable the business side is brings you to another level. Rick’s Cabaret Inc. is owned by Eric Langan. Eric started on his road to the riches over five years ago in New York City. It’s hard enough to get a bank to fund a mortgage but Eric persuaded a Houston bank to lend him three million to get it poppin in Manhattan.

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THE DOOM AND GLOOM REPORT: WHAT IF THE WORLD DOESN’T COME TO AN END?

December 17, 2011   Doom and Gloom
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Unemployment is at the highest level in decades. There are more people on food stamps and government assistance than at any other time in the history of the United States. Greece is bankrupt and the rest of Europe is close behind. The countries in the Middle East are falling like dominos and “Occupy Wall Street” is spreading like the “Arab Spring” all throughout America.

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BIGGER THAN THE GAME

October 26, 2011   Know-It-All   No comments
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Former Emperor’s Club V.I.P head honcho and ride or die chick, Mark Brener and Cecil Suwal, finished their federal bid and are now embarking on a new career. For those who don’t know, they ran the escort service that was responsible for the demise of former New York Governor, Elliot Spitzer, also known as “client number 9”. For those still involved in the escort game, let this be inspiration that you too can transition to other endeavors. The couple is doubling down as self-help gurus of the future, charging $35,000 per person to attend a spiritual enriching seminar.

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FEED THE METER, WORK THE TRACK

October 26, 2011   Know-It-All   No comments
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Germany has always led the way in innovation for all matters concerning sex work. A new example of their industry prowess comes to us by way of a parking meter. Not the old fashion ones that take nickels, dimes or quarters. This new love machine looks more like a big mailbox with a spotlight in the middle. You might have seen a look-a-like at your local DMV office in the parking lot. The city of Bonn in Berlin, Germany charges 6 euros which is about $6.65 US to work the track on any given night. For less than ten dollars, sex workers can enjoy getting their money smiling.

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