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Billion Click Chick

Jenna Marbles, age 26 has been crowned the queen of Youtube with a billion clicks. Now I know my Sex Workers are wondering what type freak shit is this chick doing to More »

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Hard Out Here For A Pimp: Pimp Accused Of Cop-Bribing

Ever heard of an honest cop? Didn’t think so, but the shocking truth is they do exist! Officer Joe Ferrero of the Philadelphia Police Department is one such individual according to a More »

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High Heel Work Out Class. Hot Or Not?

Aspiring entrepreneur, Kamilah Barrett, 34, created a new work-out class called “Heel Hop.” I thought this might be interesting to Sex Workers because it deals with High Heels and the “Hop” is More »

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Priest Was A Drug Dealing Porn Shop Owner

Holy shit! Monsignor Kevin Wallin, 61, from the St. Augustine Church in Bridgeport Connecticut is accused of being a drug dealing, porn shop owning, cross-dresser who was a swinger for Jesus. What’s More »

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School aide Exposed As Wannabe Porn Star

A Brooklyn school aide, Michael Alberti, 31, got caught with his pants down when investigators exposed his scheme to become a porn star. The stupid school aide, formerly employed by Juan Moral More »

Proof- Sex Workers have The Highest I.Q

Scream, shout, pop bottles! Celebrate! A recent article in the news shows that more and more college educated girls are coming out the closet and admitting to wanting a sugar daddy. Does More »

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Farewell To Welfare. Spending Welfare Money On Booze and Hoez

Just what Sex Workers needed—conservative newspaper, The New York Post, recently obtained the transfer records for the benefit cards (better known in the hood as the “welfare card”), from January 2011 to More »

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Lindsay Lohan – A Sex Worker?

According to a bombshell report from Star Magazine, Lindsay Lohan received 100,000 dollars to attend Prince Haji Abdul Azim’s, London’s New Year’s celebration. Those of us “in the know” won’t classify Lindsay’s More »

Category Archives: ATHLETIC UPDATES

Tiger Wood’s Blonde Ambition

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The world’s greatest golfer, Tiger Woods pulled a hole in one by capturing the heart of Olympic ski champ, Lindsey Vonn, while at the same time getting his swagger back on the golf course. Tiger almost lost his career over a Sex Worker scandal back in 2009. He wound up divorced and labeled a sex addict.

High Heel Work Out Class. Hot Or Not?

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Aspiring entrepreneur, Kamilah Barrett, 34, created a new work-out class called “Heel Hop.” I thought this might be interesting to Sex Workers because it deals with High Heels and the “Hop” is for the music being hip-hop or other.

Stripper Claims Ballers Had Their Way With Her

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A Philadelphia stripper from Delilah’s Strip Club claims she was assaulted in a Brooklyn Nets hotel suite. The never ending story of the rich powerful man hiring a Sex Worker has once again made headlines. Professional athletes get rich at a young age for the most part and youth and money usually spells trouble.

Three-Time Olympian Goes The Distance As An Escort!

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Suzy Favor Hamilton. Even her real name has a Sex Worker ring to it. Suzy, a three-time Olympian middle-distance runner had the covers pulled off of her when her history as a Sex worker was revealed. I can see all the smiling faces of Sex Workers across America. This situation shows that Sex Workers are as American as apple pie. Sex Workers are athletes, doctors, lawyers, district attorneys etc.,–you name it.

STRIP TO MY LOU

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Rafer- Alston, former playground legend known to the masses as “Skip to my Lou” might think of adding the moniker of “Strip to my Lou” as one of his aliases. The New York, Jamaica, Queens native was named in a civil suit in Queens Supreme court stemming from a strip club brawl dating back to the summer of 2010.

“Skip to my Lou” keeps his ghetto passport stamped by turning party scenes into fight clubs.

SLUGFEST OVER PORN

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Santiago Real 38, of Brooklyn, N.Y got it in at the Brooklyn public library trading blows with inpatient Durail Wright, 25, who was next in line for the computer. Rumor has it that he was blasting Eminem’s song, “Patiently Waiting”, which is what probably ignited his furor. The porn lover, Santiago Real, who was viewing A Tale of Two Titties came out a winner b-cuz he was only charged with disorderly conduct and given a summons. But Mr. Wright got hit with assault and some mo’ shit. Shout out to Santiago Real for letting the world know that porn rules 4 real!