CAN’T TURN A TRICK INTO A HUSBAND

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What’s the drill my peoples? Sex Workers- please take heed to this information. On-the-job relationships really are for squares. They have no place in a Sex Workers social environment. Yeah I’m talking to all strippers, escorts, and porn stars. All you Ford models, Sports Illustrated swimsuit honeys, Playboy wanna-be models, and to all the Kim Kardashian, Beyoncé, and Amber Rose types- this includes you.

Just to make sure I didn’t forget anybody, let me add all my A-Z list actresses and last but not least, all my superstar- no ass or tits having divas who get most of their work modeling bra and panties in the local newspapers- couldn’t forget you. Y’all all got one thing in common. Sex Work! I know a Ford model would rather gain weight than be called a Sex Worker but let me break it down to you; any person that uses their body or images of their body to sell products or services can be classified as a Sex Worker. Squares don’t see models as Sex Workers but explain this: in every car commercial or gym commercial, I see half naked bitches in bathing suits and nobody’s going swimming. Are your eyes open yet? All y’all need to stick together instead of hatin’ on each other. We got bigger issues to deal with.

Mark Andrew Rice from Bay St. Louis, Mississippi got engaged to a Sex worker he met at a truck stop in Texas after numerous dates with her. The body of Sex Worker, Natasha Carpenter was found burned to a crisp in the back of his truck in Mississippi. He said they were celebrating their engagement with a meth bondage sex party. For acting out this tricks fantasy she paid with her life. Her burned body was found gaged with her arms and legs still tied up. Dude claims she suffocated without explaining any further exactly how she died. He also claims her death left him in panic mode and caused him to flee with the body in the cab of his 18-wheeler from Barstow, California, which is where they were partying, back to Mississippi. Oh- but not before copping all the meth his dealer had and buying a tarp to place her body under. What a nice trick-huh? The story gets better.

He made it back to the crib of his ex-wife and three children in Kiln, Mississippi to say good-bye to his family and kids before making an attempt to kill himself. Of course his family wasn’t having that, so they managed to take the gun from him. He then locked himself in the back of his rig and set the whole shit “Johnny Blaze” (on fire) with no regards to Natasha’s corpse that was still in the rig. His family called the cops who made a heroic save and pulled him out alive from the burning truck. He told the police he was up for days and wasn’t thinking clearly. He said he started fucking with meth after some family members died. The Hancock Mississippi prosecutors bought his story and allowed him bail. Keep in mind that this took place September 2009 and he just got sentenced on December 12, 2011. Assistant District Attorney, Crosby Parker said jurisdictional restrictions kept them from seeking a manslaughter charge. They claim if she died in Mississippi it would have allowed them to fully prosecute. He got six years for burning her to death with two of those years suspended for the time he served free on bond. Oh yeah- don’t let me forget the 4,100 dollars he was ordered to pay Natasha’s family for funeral services.

The moral of this story is this- you might meet some nice kind hearted individuals during your Sex Working endeavors but remember, you can’t turn a trick into a husband. Tricks will never understand fully the reason you chose to sell your body despite what they tell you. Don’t get it fucked up, if one of these celebrity trick ass dudes of  Wall Street or “tech nerd” pops the question, definitely go for it but only if he’s willing to do it without a pre-nup, u- dig? Dude got to be successful and not from just what his mouth says. Ask for tax returns. If he’s in a business that doesn’t require the filing of taxes, let him keep tipping you but don’t go further than that.

I’ll give you two examples of bitches that got it right:

1-That nanny tramp that Tiger Woods was married to. He got to see exactly the way the bitch felt about him when his lust for Sex Workers was put on full display. If he had a pre-nup which I’m sure he did, she got around it and got 100 million for her troubles. I’m sure Tiger knows now that Sex Workers are his best option. They fuck better wit no strings attached and when it goes down, they’re more loyal that any square bitch could ever be. Even Tiger’s number one jump-off, Rachel Uchitel, got 10 million to stay quiet. If Rachel was smart she would have let him keep that punk-ass 10 million and strategically move herself into his permanent number one everything bitch. The wife shit is for squares. She would have got way more than ten million by playing her position and letting him fuck who-ever whenever he wanted. He’s a half a billion dollar trick we’re talking about. He ain’t fucking just you so get over it and enjoy his money. Introduce him to as many tramps as his dick could stand and let him know you‘re his down ass bitch regardless to whom or what and watch how he rewards you.

2-The reality star, Hoops, is either engaged or married to retired basketball player Shaquille O’Neal. Just getting him to go public with their relationship is a major accomplishment for Hoops and Sex Workers in general. This Hoops chick came up from Black Men’s magazine, Smooth Girl, and the Straight Stuntin circuit. She made it to reality T.V and now is crowned the grand-champ of the groupies with her snagging the rich legendary center, former NBA four- time champion MVP, Shaq O’Neal. Hoops looks average but what she’s done in the game is way above average. It ain’t rocket science but if you don’t place value on your coochie cup then who will? You can do bad by yourself.

This dude, Mark Andrew Rice should really open your eyes. Let tricks trick and stay in their lane. If you want to date, meet someone away from the town you work in. be upfront and tell him what you do for a living. Make sure he understand his place and supports what you do for a living without showing up to the club or expressing that he’s set to watch you get busy. Nine times outta ten, he’s somebody else’s trick but not meeting you at work allows the situation a chance to work. You might be able to de-trick him but if his money ain’t up- it ain’t worth your time. Tricks can’t be husbands and hoez don’t wanna be housewives. It’s natural law, so don’t go fucking wit nature!