C I A = CUNT IN ABUNDANCE?

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As sex scandals of the rich and famous are never ending, this one is noteworthy for a number of reasons. David Patraeous, the former head of the CIA is tangled in a spider web mess of a sex scandal. CIA stands for Cunt In Abundance if ole Davey boy has it his way. Tampa or better yet Trampa socialite, Jill Kelley, jumped off this whole scandal when she got paranoid after receiving threatening emails from the other ho-cialite, I mean biographer Paula Broadwell.

This is what happens when amateur tramps try their hand at providing sexual favors to powerful men. Leave it to the professional girls! These low budget sluts caused major damage. This scandal is an erupting volcano. General John R. Allen and many other top military brass, find themselves in hot lava for dealing with amateurs instead of hiring professional Sex Workers. I’m kinda glad no Sex Workers were involved. Our industry is flooded with enough bullshit but this is as high profile as it gets. Did you ever see a picture of Jill Kelley? She looks like Lily Munster. And the other chick, Paula Broadwell looks like Zoe Saldana when she played in Avatar.

Attention all powerful men looking for a good time—hire a professional and when the shit hits the fan you might have to pay to play like in the Rachel Uchitel and Tiger Woods scandal. This is the rich man’s guide to Cunt In Abundance.

 

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