ASHLEY DU-IT-FOR-PHREE (FREE)

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Ashley Dupre is the former Sex Worker that brought Elliot Spitzer (former NY governor) to his knees. Client number 9, which is the handle Spitzer went by when booking escorts, built his rep destroying escorts services and the people who used them. Meanwhile he was a notorious trick spending between 2 to 5 grand on escorts at any given time.

Ashley Du-it-for-phree (free) was the only person not charged in the scandal. Hmmm! Shout out to Natalie Mclennan, Sex Worker extraordinaire who held the prestigious title as New York’s #1 escort. She wrote a great book called “The Price: My Rise and Fall As Natalia, New York’s #1 Escort”. In the book she talks about turning out Ashley with the help of her so- called “King of all Pimps” boyfriend, Jason Itzler, a Jewish lawyer turned pimp. Jason and Natalie both served time in prison. Ashley was never charged. I wasn’t there so I won’t pass judgment but the book explains it all. Jason just got locked up again for running another escort service. Pimpin ain’t easy but damn my dude why haven’t you learned anything?

Ashley re-invented herself as a- get this-advice columnist for the New York Post. I’m ecstatic anytime a Sex Worker can transform and get a check outta this square society we live in but if you follow Ashley’s column like I do, you will see a person who game- bashes the ideology that got her the job at the New York Post.

In the December 4, 2011 edition, Ashley advises Aidan with her new found square mentality. Dude basically asked is it okay for a rich Wall Street man to date (hint- hire) different girls once every 3 months? For starters, he wasn’t married and let’s be honest- it wouldn’t have made a difference. If a dude wants some pussy, he’ll buy it so he can try it, he’ll steal it so he can feel it, or lick it so he can stick it. Add wealth, Wall Street wealth -like million dollar bonuses and guys are gonna have their way regardless of what anybody says. Ashley should have said this:

Every relationship is different. While I don’t past judgment, I know and understand that happiness comes from the strangest scenarios. The most important thing is to be honest and up front about what makes you happy. Variety is the spice of life. Hire an escort and tell your girlfriend to get over it.

This would make sense coming from Ashley who rose to stardom after the Spitzer debacle. Ashley, you’re not fooling the homies (escorts). The square world will respect you for being honest even if they agree to disagree. You have a right to switch your style up and become Ashley Du-it-for-phree (free) but don’t bite the hand that fed you and gave you your swag. In our hearts, we still love you. As long as you put down Sex Workers for the enjoyment of squares- stay the fuck away from us and forget everything the game taught you!