Legendary rap star LL Cool Jay has a mountain of hits to go along with an unheard of twenty years in the music business. One famous song that comes to mind is Back Seat of My Jeep. LL goes on about getting busy in the back of his truck. If you never heard this song, make sure you get it right after reading this. You never know when the lyrics to this song might be needed to provide background music to drown out or enhance the events unfolding in your truck.
A Massachusetts fifty year old state trooper, Effrain Montanez, might have been bumping this joint when he was busted for allegedly poppin off with twenty-three year old Sex Worker, Katelyn Pumphret. Police officer’s love affair with Sex Workers is well known throughout our industry. I’m talking about all cops; state troopers, transit cops, city cops, correction officers or anybody that can place you under arrest, have prolly (yes prolly) fucked a Sex Worker before, and I mean that both literally and figuratively!
Montanez is not just any ole’ state trooper, he’s a “brave heart”. Back in 1996 Montanez and his partner Francis Huges were ambushed by a group of thugs and lived to talk about it. His partner Huges was stabbed numerous times in the fracas. Montanez and Huges were given the states’ highest medal for bravery issued by the commonwealth of Massachusetts, the George L. Hanna Award. Slick talking Montanez received another award for talking somebody outta jumping off a bridge back in 2005. How quick some people forget- Montanez’s bosses called him an embarrassment after he was accused of tryna “pump Katelyn”.
A cop’s wife shared with me an inside joke shared by women who marry into law enforcement: why do cops fuck better? Because anytime might be their last time. It might be some truth to this shit because Montanez went on a mission when they tried to arrest him. The episode was allegedly “swung” in his undercover department issued pick-up truck. That’s gansta! The whole thing supposedly went down in a parking lot while he was off duty around one o’clock a.m. When they ran down on the homey, he took them on a high speed chase tryna ditch the evidence by letting out Katelyn while his cop buddies were in high pursuit of him. He ran stop signs and some more shit and got hit wit engaging in unnatural acts, failure to stop for police and assault with a dangerous weapon. Jay Z got a song that sums up why the homey went crazy. It’s called “The Power of the P-u-s-s-y”. Listen to it and tell me if I’m right.
A Lynn police department spokesman said the officer got caught because they’re cracking down on Sex Workers in Lynn. All my Boston Bunnies- be careful! To all Sex Workers and the officers who pay them, this song is for you- it’s called “Just In Case” by Jahiem. The theme of the song is just in case you don’t make it home tonight he wants to make love to you for the last time. Sex Workers and cops place their life on the line every time they go to work.
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