KINKY BUT CONFIDENTIAL

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Brooklyn’s own fellow blogger and lawyer, Jill Fillipovic fought back when her personal space was violated recently while boarding a flight. Any woman can bear witness to the embarrassment caused by traveling the friendly skies. Sex Workers go up and down the highways and skyways prolly more than your average Fortune 500 C.E O. Be on point with the stuff you put in your carry-on bag when going thru the airport. I’m not talking about condoms, K-Y Jelly, Tampax, lip gloss or any other sexual contraband or contraceptive that you might need to stash.

Your Dental dams, female condoms and all the above are safe. But for all my Rabbit and Bullet connoisseurs, please take heed to this info. The nosey security people might violate sacred ground. They’re supposed to look for knives, guns and shoe bombs, not sexy toys that create eruptions inside of you. The dude that found “Jump-Off Jill’s” pocket rocket decided to leave her a message along with her belongings saying “get your freak on”, which I guess he thought was a compliment. Dude is on suspension and might lose the privilege to feel people up for a living before they board the flights.

Jill, being forever on her game, posted a picture of the message he wrote on her twitter page and nature took its course. Everybody got a right to carry on helpful material to make the flight or final destination more enjoyable. If you enjoy getting it in while in the exit row 20,000 feet in the air- make sure you’re kinky but confidential because you never know whose watching.