Demi Moore has finally made her next move her best move. By dumping the punk, Ashy Touches Her (Ashton Kutcher), her value just went up 300%. Demi, I won’t take all the credit for writing about this lame and encouraging you to drop the punk. I’ll share the glory wit my Sex Workers who are some of your biggest fans and was rooting for you to get your swagger back. This nerd leveraged his relationship with you to get his weight up in Hollywood.
Demi is better without him. Let this be a lesson for all women out there to “lose the loser”. You can do bad all by yourself. This trick got accused of cheating with trailer park trash on the sixth wedding anniversary. So not only is he stupid, he’s also disrespectful. I hear the whispers about the so-call open marriage they had, but it’s still how you do shit that matters the most.
Demi ain’t gotta cry no more- in fact, I dedicate the Mary J. Blige classic “Not Gon’ Cry” to Demi and all those who put up with the bullshit way too long. At 49 years old, Demi has wisdom and experience on her side and the price of boy toys is cheaper than ever. Toast to Demi, while we say good-bye to the punk, and never forget you always got the right to choose.
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