Charlie Sheen’s replacement on the hit T.V show Two and a Half Men, better known to the masses as Demi Moore’s Boy toy, Ashton Kutcher, finds his self-proclaimed purified self in a sex scandal. For all my Sex Workers who might watch the show and root for Ashton Touches Her’s character, be mindful that this dude has personal issues with your chosen form of work. You might have to boycott Two and a Half Men because of Sex Worker-hater, Ashton Punk’dner.
His misguided campaign, “Real Men Don’t Buy Girls”, wrongly accuses the entire sex industry as promoters of sex trafficking. This is the same Ashy-touchy-feely-poo who brought the jump-off to his crib where him and wifey get it in. How dumb is that? The chick took pictures of his house for proof and cashed out exposing him in the media. The punk’d star got beat at his own game, leaving his marriage in the dog house.
I got some game for Demi. Listen ma, Ashy-poo just signed that big contract. You been getting real money- you feel me? Now you get to see how he really feels about you. But don’t trip- spend some of that new money on the next boy toy of your choice, but this time don’t invest your heart. Madonna is the don of cougars. She keeps a fresh supply. You can learn from her- get yours and get gone. If they step outta line, remind them who the fuck you are by getting rid of them.
This overgrown Boy Scout has the nerve to pick up low budget trash when he’s got an A-list actress as a wife. Sara Leal is the latest fling from the trailer park that “Touches Her” chose to buy being the real man that he is. Word to the wise Ashton Punky Brewster Touches Her: if you’re smart, you should hire a Sex Worker and keep it moving. All your kinky fantasies will be well kept. Don’t worry about Sex workers looking at you as a hypocrite. Our industry is use to liars and cheats like yourself and we get our money smiling when you patronize us.
Ashton is pictured above (left) with wife Demi Moore and Eva Longoria who divorced her NBA star husband, Tony Parker, earlier this year, after accusations of him cheating and (right) with Sara Leal. For a more in depth article on sex work read: http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/cifamerica/2011/sep/23/prostitution-sex-trade-demand-myth
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