I CANZ AND I WILL

Canz Girls

An all-out war is brewing on Long Island between front wheel drive specialist “Hooters” and up and coming contenders “Canz”. The restaurant business is a tough wave to ride, so these two chains have embraced the power of Sex Workers in alluring attire to surf in more customers. Canz owners, Tim Lorito and Matthew dill decided to compete against Hooters after finding out nobody dare to step in the ring with them. So far they opened up in long island at a nearby Hooter location and have been successful getting waitresses to cross over and kick the Canz for the new team.

Ex-Hooter girls complain of weight, hair and make-up restrictions. Sounds more like strip rituals than Mel’s diner mantra. Sew Workers as food servers is a brilliant concept. I’m still waiting for someone inside our industry, like a stripper, escort or porn star to open up one of these things and really get it poppin’. Most of the men behind such ventures are just extending the fantasies they share at the strip club or private moments with an escort or porn star over the internet or in person and turning it into a profit.

To all those that have worked square jobs (jobs other than sex work) or if you’re tired of non-Sex Workers reaping the rewards by blood sucking your talents, here’s your chance to innovate. Come up with a name and go to the small business administration. Or better yet, start stacking ya chips til you reach like 50 grand. That’s not a lot of money. If you can’t put that away off of your hustle, then maybe you should be doing something else. The economy is fucked up, they got money to give away to help get more jobs out there. Lesson learned: Sex Workers need to create Sex Worker themed businesses. One only learns what one teaches self.

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