Panama Sex Worker Hotel Owner – Betrayed!

Unless you’ve been living on another planet, you have to know about Simon Cowell’s baby mama drama.The American Idol judge who was just named the highest paid entertainer for 2012 finds himself at the center of the latest sex scandal. Lauren Silverman committed adultery by sleeping with Cowell, a close friend of her husband, Andrew Silvermand and conceived his baby while still married. What does this have to do with Panama and Sex Workers? Good question.

The media is calling Lauren the queen of gold diggers because her first baby daddy Andrew is no slouch himself in the money department. His family bought the infamous Vento hotel in Panama, where prostitution is legal in 2007 for a cool 90 million. They call her a gold-digger, I say she’s got expensive taste! Simon Cowell is a scumbag for fucking his homie’s wife and putting a slug (baby) in her and of course Lauren has to share some of that blame.

With situations like this, the world still wonders why Sex Workers are in such demand. They say Sex Workers break up families, I say they keep them together. Don’t get me wrong, any Sex Worker in her right mind that lucks up on a trick like 95 million dollar Simon—you better do what Simon says, u dig? And when he’s not looking, you might want to poke a hole in the condom. Enough of the crazy thoughts!

The victim in this case is clearly Lauren’s husband, Andrew. Without knowing the whole story, I’m automatically on Andrew’s side because he owns a sex worker-friendly hotel. We got your back Andrew. Fuck American Idol!

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