Holy shit! Monsignor Kevin Wallin, 61, from the St. Augustine Church in Bridgeport Connecticut is accused of being a drug dealing, porn shop owning, cross-dresser who was a swinger for Jesus. What’s fucking with that?
Nick-named “Monsignor Method Man” by the media after an indictment for allegedly selling crystal meth cross-country from Connecticut to California, this radical reverend is rumored to have also had sex in the rectory. Talk about recreation. Somebody in Hollywood gotta be in front of their laptop writing this case as a screenplay, novel or whatever. Let me suggest to all my talented Sex Workers out there get busy and show your creative gifts and use this story and others like it to start your intellectual property portfolio.
Now that I gave y’all some positive encouragement, let’s get back to the story. They also claim “Rev. Freaky Deak” dressed as a woman and entertained men having sex and all that in the rectory. Somebody better tell Rev. that rectory doesn’t mean have fun with rectums. At Monsignor Meth’s house, they found a treasure chest of wild and kinky sex toys. Is that right?–Go on with your bad self!
Wait, there’s more! The Monsignor took his gospel gangster-ism to another level when he copped the porn shop in New Haven, Connecticut; called Land of Oz. Monsignor Method Man must have been off to see the Wizard when he allegedly thought of this scheme. They’re trying to charge him with money laundering his funds through his sex shop. The pathetic priest was also hooked on meth. Lesson learned should be—stay off drugs! Religious people are human beings. True guidance and happiness has to start with self.
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