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Billion Click Chick

Jenna Marbles, age 26 has been crowned the queen of Youtube with a billion clicks. Now I know my Sex Workers are wondering what type freak shit is this chick doing to More »

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Hard Out Here For A Pimp: Pimp Accused Of Cop-Bribing

Ever heard of an honest cop? Didn’t think so, but the shocking truth is they do exist! Officer Joe Ferrero of the Philadelphia Police Department is one such individual according to a More »

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High Heel Work Out Class. Hot Or Not?

Aspiring entrepreneur, Kamilah Barrett, 34, created a new work-out class called “Heel Hop.” I thought this might be interesting to Sex Workers because it deals with High Heels and the “Hop” is More »

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Priest Was A Drug Dealing Porn Shop Owner

Holy shit! Monsignor Kevin Wallin, 61, from the St. Augustine Church in Bridgeport Connecticut is accused of being a drug dealing, porn shop owning, cross-dresser who was a swinger for Jesus. What’s More »

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School aide Exposed As Wannabe Porn Star

A Brooklyn school aide, Michael Alberti, 31, got caught with his pants down when investigators exposed his scheme to become a porn star. The stupid school aide, formerly employed by Juan Moral More »

Proof- Sex Workers have The Highest I.Q

Scream, shout, pop bottles! Celebrate! A recent article in the news shows that more and more college educated girls are coming out the closet and admitting to wanting a sugar daddy. Does More »

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Farewell To Welfare. Spending Welfare Money On Booze and Hoez

Just what Sex Workers needed—conservative newspaper, The New York Post, recently obtained the transfer records for the benefit cards (better known in the hood as the “welfare card”), from January 2011 to More »

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Lindsay Lohan – A Sex Worker?

According to a bombshell report from Star Magazine, Lindsay Lohan received 100,000 dollars to attend Prince Haji Abdul Azim’s, London’s New Year’s celebration. Those of us “in the know” won’t classify Lindsay’s More »

Monthly Archives: January 2013

Legal News You Can Use

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New York City Police departments stop and frisk policy just got knocked to the canvas by a federal judge last week. A federal ruling such as this one can have a ripple effect in different districts around the country. The decision found that police under the Bloomberg administration violated the fourth amendment which is protection against unreasonable search and seizure.

Farewell To Welfare. Spending Welfare Money On Booze and Hoez

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Just what Sex Workers needed—conservative newspaper, The New York Post, recently obtained the transfer records for the benefit cards (better known in the hood as the “welfare card”), from January 2011 to July 2012. You’re probably thinking like me–why the fuck does the New York Post care about welfare cards? Here’s why—the conservative audiences that the New York Post caters to feel like welfare recipients are the scum of the earth. They think all welfare recipients steal taxpayer’s hard-earned money to waste on booze and hoez. This latest freedom of information request doesn’t prove them wrong.

Update: Dead Sex Worker’s Pimp Gets Sentenced

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A pimp for Megan Waterman, the Sex Worker who was found dead with nine other Sex Workers on a beach in the outskirts of Long Island, NY, was sentenced to three years in prison. Brooklyn resident Akeem Cruz, learned the meaning of “it’s hard out here for a pimp”, when Federal Judge Edward Korman gave him a year longer that the 24 months requested by the prosecution.

How To Pick Up A Hooker

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New York City cab drivers are being taught how to pick up a Sex Worker. I bullshit you not! This stems from a sextrafficking case where the so-called pimps had Sex Workers turning dates in taxis. So of course bureaucratic nonsense was sure to soon follow. Taxi’s officials made an anti-sextrafficking video supposedly to teach drivers when and when not to pick up a Sex Worker. I mean it don’t get no dumber than this. I get the mentality of helping a ho out who is in need, but “Captain Save-A-Ho” don’t drive no yellow cab.

Lindsay Lohan – A Sex Worker?

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According to a bombshell report from Star Magazine, Lindsay Lohan received 100,000 dollars to attend Prince Haji Abdul Azim’s, London’s New Year’s celebration. Those of us “in the know” won’t classify Lindsay’s antics as sex-work, but since the media is calling her an escort, let’s explore the idea. According to Star, Lindsay’s father, Michael Lohan, claims Lindsay’s mother is pimpin’ her out!