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Monthly Archives: January 2013

Nicki Minaj’s Boyfriend Pays For Sex

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According to Star Magazine, rap star, Nicki Minaj is headed for Heartbreak Hotel. Nicki’s boyfriend Safaree Samuels allegedly paid a former porn star named Beauty Dior for some knowledge (head). I know Nicki probably feels that life sucks right now despite having millions of fans that love her. Don’t let life get you down Nicki. Even Halle Berry got cheated on, so don’t think it was something you might have done wrong to cause this to happen, if it even happened. To all my money-getting Sex Workers—take notes! Having a boyfriend that doesn’t contribute his own finances to your situation might be hazardous to your health in the long run. I’m talking to you also J. Lo.

Sugar Daddy Drama With Indian Millionaire

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Sex Worker friendly website SeekingArrangements.Com is under public scrutiny behind the latest case of the blame game squares play when sick individuals commit crimes. Real estate mogul, Lakhinder Vohra, is accused of rape by one of the ladies he met on SeekingArrangements.Com. Sugar daddy, Vohra, 47, understands the benefits of sex-work. “When does a guy like me, aging, losing hair and big belly meet a girl like this?” he asked.

Texas Lady Sues Porn Site

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Hollie Toups, a 32 year-old female resident of Beaumont, Texas learned the hard way about giving naked photos to square boyfriends. Ms. Toups is not a Sex Worker, which explains why she made such amateur relationship mistakes. She’s suing the porn site Texxxan.com for releasing topless photos of her. “I’m not saying I’m perfect but I’ve been exploited”, she claims.

Priest Was A Drug Dealing Porn Shop Owner

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Holy shit! Monsignor Kevin Wallin, 61, from the St. Augustine Church in Bridgeport Connecticut is accused of being a drug dealing, porn shop owning, cross-dresser who was a swinger for Jesus. What’s fucking with that?

Another Dating Site Mis-Match

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As much as society hates Sex Workers, cases like this shows just how much sex-work is needed! Match.com, the famous site for those looking for online love, finds itself facing a 10 million dollar lawsuit brought on by a Las Vegas woman. Mary Kay Beckman, a 52 year-old Sin City resident met Wade Mitchell Ridely on Match.com. She had her first date with him back in 2010 and broke it off a week after dating him.

School aide Exposed As Wannabe Porn Star

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A Brooklyn school aide, Michael Alberti, 31, got caught with his pants down when investigators exposed his scheme to become a porn star. The stupid school aide, formerly employed by Juan Moral Campos Secondary School (catch your breath after saying that long name) hatched the idiotic plan to Facebook a female student and ask her to launch his porn career.

Proof- Sex Workers have The Highest I.Q

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Scream, shout, pop bottles! Celebrate! A recent article in the news shows that more and more college educated girls are coming out the closet and admitting to wanting a sugar daddy. Does this mean that Sex Workers have the highest I.Q? I sure think so! The site, Sugardaddy.com has upped the ante. According to a New York Post article, high I.Q chicks that have profiles on SeekingArrangements.com attend Georgia State (292), NYU (285), Temple (268), University of Central Florida (221), University of South Florida (212) and Columbia University (100).

Update: Who Services the Secret Service

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DEA Who Services the Secret Service:

DEA Agent Made The Deal Between Sex Worker And Secret Service

A Justice Department summary of a case that rocked the nation (“Secret Service gets serviced in Cartagena Colombia”) was just released this past December. Like the saying goes, it’s nothing new under the sun, moon and stars or it’s just the same shit warmed up all over again.

Stripper Claims Ballers Had Their Way With Her

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A Philadelphia stripper from Delilah’s Strip Club claims she was assaulted in a Brooklyn Nets hotel suite. The never ending story of the rich powerful man hiring a Sex Worker has once again made headlines. Professional athletes get rich at a young age for the most part and youth and money usually spells trouble.